💥💰BREAKING: CANTOR EQUITY PARTNERS IS ABOUT TO ACTIVATE STONKS MODE! 🚀🤖 That's right fam, we've got the latest buzz on the meme coin express 🚂💨, and it’s coming in HOT! 🔥 Cantor Equity Partners 1 (which sounds a heck of a lot like a SPAC your uncle keeps bragging about) is sliding into Blockstream Capital boss Adam Back's DMs for a casual $3B in Bitcoin 🤑👀. Who knew blank checks could do more than get you a slice of pizza? 🍕😩 📈 Sources say: “Bro, like, we only want the Bitcoin if we can attach a doge sticker to it. 🤷🏻‍♂️” – A totally-real developer who may or may not exist. Honestly, this partnership is giving off mad “this is fine” vibes 🔥💀 while everyone else frantically tries to rationalize their existence in a world run by crypto. 😬 But wait! The REAL question is, if they do pull this off, will we see Bitcoin on an IPO level like “Blockstream goes PUBLIC!!!” *cue galaxy brain meme* 🧠💫 Prediction alert 🚨: By 2025, Bitcoin will be more valuable than your mom's spice rack, and the SPACs will be fighting over toilet paper with NFTs on it. 🚽💸 Let's GO! 🍕🔥💰