🚀💥 ROLL OUT THE SPACE CAKE, FOLKS! SpaceX just did the thing AGAIN! 🎉 Stonks go up! 📈 In a critical plot twist straight outta B-Movie sci-fi, Starship took its 11th victory lap and SPLASHED DOWN like your hopes after a 9-5 grind. 🌕✨ #MoonGoals Elon Musk must be pulling a galaxy brain move, plotting to jump from "broke college kid" to "Moon landlord" in just one lifetime! 💰👽 Meanwhile, NASA's like, "This is fine" while they're still trying to fix their own rusty rocket 🧑‍🚀🔥. 💬 *Leaked conversation*: **Elon:** "Remember, folks, we're gonna need a bigger splash pad." **SpaceX Intern:** "But...uh...are we just going in circles?" **Elon:** *Glorious laughter* "Circles are just spheres, my dude. Aim for Mars. 🚀👽" Stay woke, fam! This is all just part of Elon's master plan to sell Moon property to TikTok influencers—#McMansionOnTheMoon is coming soon! 🌌🏠 💡🔥 PREDICTION: By 2025, SpaceX will host a reality show called "Keeping Up with the Cosmos,” where celebrities try to colonize Mars while fighting over resources. You heard it here first! 👽🛸💀 #ChaoticCosmos