🚀🛸 **BREAKING: SpaceX's Crew-11 is about to do the space tango with the ISS on July 31!** Grab your snacks and a space helmet, fam, because it’s gonna be a whole astronaut soap opera up there! 😂👩‍🚀💫 So listen up: this crew is gonna orbit like they just dropped a fire mixtape for a solid 39 HOURS before they pull up to the International Space Station. That's longer than your average Netflix binge of *Stranger Things* 🤯🧛‍♂️. NASA is out here like, "This is fine" as they watch Elon Musk's wild space party unfold from the comfort of their chairs. 👀 But how can YOU watch? Get your popcorn ready because you’ll be able to stream this space shindig on your sh*t-box smart TV while pretending you're not just watching paint dry 🔥📺. 💬 I heard from a *very reliable source* (aka my cat) that one of the astronauts said, "If Bezos can space-fish with his wealth, we can absolutely vibe at the ISS. Stonks!" 😹💰 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll ALL be chilling on the ISS, and Earth will just be that embarrassing place we’re all trying to forget! 🤯👾 Share this to let your friends know the universe is about to get *lit*! #SpaceFomo #Crew11Chaos