🚀💸 SpaceX is over here like "Valuation? More like Vala-‘SHUN’!!" as they blast off into talks for a new funding round that could rocket their worth to a jaw-dropping $400 BILLION! 💰💰 That’s right, folks – the kind of cash that makes Jeff Bezos blush and Elon Musk flex harder than a gym rat on TikTok. 💪😂 According to some *highly credible* sources (aka my imaginary friend who works at SpaceX), the plan includes offloading some shares to insiders like it’s Black Friday, but for billionaires! 🤑💎 And just like my last Tinder date, they’ll be doing this twice a year. You know the type: “I've got my stocks, you’ve got your stocks, let’s trade 'em, bestie?” 🤝💀 But wait! Did someone say tender offer? 🤔 Sounds like Elon’s trying to set a new trend in the stock market with the finesse of a cat meme. 😺✨ Like, “This is fine,” while casually wrecking the stonks – Wall Street’s crying in a corner, fr fr. 📉👀 But low-key, I predict in 2024 they’ll drop a rocket-themed NFT that lets you literally own a pixelated piece of Mars. BRB dying from cringe 🤯🔥. 🤡 #SpaceBucks 🌌