🚀💥 *BREAKING: SpaceX is about to blast off for round 10 of the Starship Saga and here’s the tea on why their last two launches flopped harder than a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong* 💀🔥 So, picture this: Elon Musk with a "this is fine" dog meme vibe, while engineers are like "Uh-oh, did we forget to plug in the rocket?!" 🤡💔. Apparently, the last Starships were a little too ambitious, like that one friend who over-promises and under-delivers on pizza night 🍕👀. But wait! 👀✈️ They just passed a "spin prime" test that sounds like a health fad but is really just engineers making engine tea. 🫖💥 And now they’re frantically sending the ship back for engine checks that resemble your last-minute exam prep—literally rolling it back like "Nah, fam, let’s fix this." 😂 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We didn’t realize heat shields are like sunscreen—don’t skip SPF!” - Definitely Not Elon So, as the FAA gives their thumbs-up, we’re left here like Drake pointing at a potato (aka the *previous* Starships) while clinging to a wild stonks meme hoping they don’t explode next! 💰👀🔥 🔥 **HOT TAKE**: Next thing you know, SpaceX will launch a Starship with a built-in TikTok feature, just to see how many space influencers they can fit into orbit! #StarshipTok 🤖📈💯