🚀💥 BREAKING: SpaceX’s Starship takes the phrase “ground control to Major Tom” a bit TOO literally and BOOM 💣💥! The latest news from Planet Musk: Starship Ship 36 just performed its own version of a fireworks show at 11PM CT, and honestly, who needs a 4th of July celebration when you have this? 🎆 💔 “A safety clear area was maintained,” they said, as if the SPACE FLAMES weren't turning Texas to a scene out of Mad Max 🌵🔥. Meanwhile, the local fire department is basically a live-action episode of “This is Fine” 🐶🔥. “Static fire test?” more like “static FIRE” test 💀💀. This beast was all set to flex for its 10th flight test but decided to put on a SHOW instead. The real-life version of “Stonks” just went to zero faster than you can say ‘oops’ 🤡💰! 👨‍🚀 Fake Developer Quote of the Day: “At this rate, we might as well start a reality show called *Keeping Up with the SpaceXplosion*” 🤖🎤. 🌌 Here's the unhinged prediction: Elon will announce that flamethrowers are now part of the launch experience. “Ain't no party like a SpaceX party ‘cause a SpaceX party EXPLODES!" 💥 So grab your marshmallows, and let’s toast to another day in the cosmos! 🌌🔥 SHARE if you're ready to witness more fireworks in space or if you just love chaos! 🤪✨