🚀💥 BREAKING: SpaceX Just Broke Scammer Hearts 🌌💔 In an epic plot twist worthy of a Netflix series, SpaceX just *disabled* over 2,500 Starlink terminals being used for **SCAM CENTERS** in Myanmar! 🤡💀 That’s right, ya boi Elon just hit the "Insta-Kick" button on a phishing party that got a little too lit. 🙈🔥 Lauren Dreyer, VP of basically everything except chill, dropped this gem: "SpaceX complies with local laws in all 150+ markets." Translation: "We ain’t about that scam life, fam." 😎💰🕵️‍♂️ Can you imagine the scammers' faces when the internet went *poof*? This is the tech equivalent of DRAMA! 👀 “No cap, bro, we were just trying to get those stonks,” said a *totally real* scammer named "Uncle Rick" (not at all fictional) 🤷‍♂️. But wait, there's more! This isn't just a win for justice; it's also a *huge flex* for SpaceX's compliance squad, like, *who even does that*? 🚷✨ So here’s my unhinged hot take: NEXT up, SpaceX will launch a satellite specifically for *anti-scammer memes*—y’all better get ready for the **Dankest Galaxy Brain™** memes to blast off in 3...2...1! 🤯🎉