🚀💰 *BREAKING: Elon Musk Pulls a Power Move and Literally Buys the Sky* 🌌✨ So, like, SpaceX just dropped $2.6B (yes, that's *B* for billion, not million, peeps) to snag EchoStar's AWS-3 licenses 🤯📈. Just last month they were on a “give me all your licenses” spree, tossing $17B at EchoStar like *it ain't no thang* 💵🔥. Seriously, at this point, EchoStar’s just a glorified vending machine for space licenses, right?! 🤡 This isn’t just a regular business deal; it’s like Elon went to a yard sale and bought the universe, *no cap*! 🙌 "We needed more Wi-Fi for Mars," Musk allegedly said while riding a SpaceX rocket to pick up his next batch of NFTs. #Stonks 📊🤑 “A dollar saved is a dollar earned,” said the EchoStar intern who just lost their job because their boss bought another continent 🙈💀. Meanwhile, Internet: “This is fine.” *Drake pointing* at us, the general public, watching these corporate titans barter over our collective future like they’re in a high-stakes game of Monopoly 🎲✨. Hot take: In the next six months, SpaceX will be launching licenses into space as the next Crypton project. 📈🪐 Forget Bitcoin; we’re investing in *SpaceBits* 🚀🔥. Buckle up, folks—this space soap opera is just getting started!