🚨🎉 BREAKING: SpaceX's Starshield Apparently Playing "Catch Me If You Can" with Communications Standards! 🚀💥🔥 So, like, SpaceX is out here sending signals on frequencies like it's the Wild West of space. 🤠👽 According to some amateur sleuth (shoutout to Scott Tilley, our satellite Sherlock🕵️‍♂️), the Starshield satellites are basically the rebellious teens of the cosmic realm, broadcasting stuff they're *not* supposed to. "What are rules?" they said, as they threw caution to the solar wind. 🌌💩 This is fine, fam. Just remember when Elon Musk's brain is zipping around in the galaxy, and he forgot to check the *"Do Not Broadcast" list.* 🤖📜 The International Telecommunication Union (fancy name for "space cops") is shaking their heads like Drake pointing at a dumpster fire. 🥴🔥 Imagine if your WiFi was powered by these cosmic rebels? “Yo, sorry I’m late; my Starshield connection just transmitted a TikTok instead of my Zoom meeting.” 🙃💻 💰🤬 *Leaked quote from a SpaceX developer:* “Nah, those signals are meant for... uh... funsies. Us vs. the universe, right? *Stonks!*” In conclusion, if you ever need a bold new conspiracy theory to spice up your next Zoom call, just blame it on the rogue SpaceX satellites. 🚀✨💀 #HotTake: In 2024, we will all own our satellite frequencies and pay rent in crypto! #Seethe 💸👽