🚀💥 BREAKING: SpaceX about to turn Florida into the new launchpad for humanity and your mom’s emotional baggage! 💀💰😱 Listen up, fam! The FAA just said “slay” to SpaceX 🚀, giving the green light for Elon Musk 🍳 to crank up the Falcon 9 launches from 50 to a jaw-dropping 120! That’s more rockets than you have Spotify playlists, and we know you’ve got like 20!!! 🤡🔥 “It’s like we’re launching memes into space at this point,” said an *imaginary* SpaceX dev during a leaked Zoom call 🤖. “Next step? Crashing TikTok into orbit and harvesting likes from the cosmos. No cap.” And let’s talk about that NEW landing zone! 34 booster landings per year? That’s the equivalent of catching all your Tinder dates when they ghost you! 🌌💔 Drake pointing at that landing zone like “Yasss, take me back to Earth, baby!” 📈 🌍💥 This is fine? More like THIS IS FLYING!!! If you’re not on board with this meme rocket ride, you’re either in denial or just…. cringe. 😭😩🔥 *Unhinged Prediction*: Next thing we know, Elon’s dropping a mixtape from Mars! STONKS or absolute flop? Place your bets, fam! 💿👽💸