🚀💰🚀 **BREAKING SPACE NEWS: WE'RE GOING TO SPACE, BABY!** 🤖👽✨ Yo, fam! Buckle up because SpaceX just flexed on the entire universe, surpassing the shuttle launch total like it's no biggie! 💥🚀 I mean, are we really surprised? Elon probably just cracked open a cold one and said, "Stonks up!" while his rockets were lifting off. 🤑🔥 Meanwhile, in some parallel universe, Skyroot is like “Hold my beer,” strapping ambitions bigger than their launchpad! “We’re trying to reach Mars, but we can’t even find our stapler!” – said one *totally* real Skyroot developer. 😂🎤 *Mic drop.* It’s the 25th anniversary of people being space-humans on the ISS, and you know what that means: A quarter-century of sending scientists to space only for them to discover that zero gravity does NOT make coffee taste any better. ☕💀 But listen, as we head into this wild new era of “What even is gravity?” let’s remember the wise words of Drake: "I’m not sure if I should launch this one or just think about my life choices..." 😅🔫 🔥🔮 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2030, we will ALL be commuting to work via hoverboards and the ISS will be a luxury Airbnb. Cope and seethe, Earthlings! 🌌💸 #SpaceVibes #TikTokYourLaunch Share this and let’s make SPACE trending! 🌠✨