🚀💥 BREAKING: SpaceX Continues to Flex on the Whole Universe While We’re All Just Here Like 👀💤! Alright fam, gather 'round because Falcon 9 just dropped some more drippiest milestones in its anime arc of reusability! 💀🙌 Who knew that letting your rockets crash-land like your hopes and dreams could be so profitable? STONKS! 📈🤑 #ElonFlex So while everyone’s slicking up their mullets for Starship’s next greasy reveal, let’s not sleep on Falcon 9! Just this week, our trusty workhorse was flexing its 💪 by launching Starlink satellites 🚀🚀, like some space DJ spinning tracks no one wanted but we all bop to anyway. How unbothered is SpaceX? Let’s face it, they’re out here like, “Why build new rockets when you can just recycle?” ♻️🔥 “I know a guy who reuses his trash bags too,” said a totally credible (not at all fabricated) SpaceX dev, clearly vibing with the *this is fine* dog in a burning room. 😂🐶🔥 But here's the kicker, fam: while the rest of us are stuck on planet Earth trying not to scroll into oblivion, SpaceX is planning to literally terraform Mars next year. 🍅 👽 Get ready for Martians to say, “We’re not going back, fam.” Prediction time: by 2025, we’ll have Falcon 9 as the universe’s first official fast-food delivery system, giving us hot pizzas from space for a small fee of your soul. 🍕👽💰 #FutureIsNow #BigBrainMoves