🚀💰 SpaceX says “Johnston Atoll? This is fine.” As if they weren’t busy flexing elsewhere! 🌍🤡 Get ready for this next-level meme explosion, 'cause the North Sea is officially on the launch pad! 💥💦 So, like, Europe’s finally decided to wake up from its long nap 🥱 but instead of getting coffee ☕️, they’re throwing private capital at rockets 💸 like it’s Black Friday! “Hey, hard work pays off? Naaaaah, let’s just launch more sh*t into space!” Stonks are soaring! 📈🔥 Imagine a convo between Elon and some clueless intern: Elon: "Dude, what’s the best place to launch?" Intern: “Uh, how about…Halifax? Wait, no…” Elon: “Nah, we’re going to the North Sea. It’s chilly, but the vibes are immaculate.” 🥶✨ And don’t even get me started on PLD Space - they’re out here dreaming big like they don’t know that the words ‘European investment’ make investors run faster than the speed of light! 😬🚀💨 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, expect more launch pads than coffee shops in Europe. Seriously, the ‘rocket races’ will be a reality show! Winner gets a lifetime supply of croissants and Wi-Fi on Mars! 🥐👽💪 #BasedBoosterBabes