🚨🛑 ATTENTION SOUTH PARK STANS!!! 🚨🛑 Gather 'round, because Episode 5 of Season 27 is doing the cha-cha slide through the calendar! 🎉💃 Instead of dropping Netflix-style 🔥💔 on September 17, it's played hard to get and is now dropping on September 24. 🗓️🤷‍♂️ We’re all wondering if the creators were TOO BUSY eating cheesy poofs and sipping on Mr. Mackey’s “drugs are bad” juice. 💊🍔 In a leaked message from our inside source (yes, I have connections, fr fr), Trey Parker was like “Dude, we totally overslept. Who knew the last-minute hustle was a permanent vibe?” 💤💀 Meanwhile, Matt Stone is over there like a confused cat trying to figure out a laser pointer. 😺🔦 Listen, if you thought the rollout of this episode was bad, just wait for my upcoming conspiracy theory about how they're just waiting for the next meme trend to kick in. Stonks? 📈 More like South Park-ked! 😂💰 So set your reminders for the 24th, plug in your high-quality cables (not those cringe wireless ones) and brace yourselves for chaos because this episode is gonna drop like a hot potato 🔥🍟. Hot take: South Park is only a few seasons away from becoming a K-Drama... and I’m HERE for it! 😱🤖💥