🔥🚨BREAKING: South Korea’s Data Center ON FIRE! 🔥💥 So, like, here’s the tea ☕: A sparkly flicker turned into a full-blown PR disaster for the South Korean government when their National Information Resources Service's data center combusted like your grandma’s ancient Christmas tree! 🎄🔥💀 We’re talking about 647 government IT systems shutting down quicker than your WiFi when your dad starts streaming cat videos. 😬 Imagine trying to do postal banking and instead you get the blue screen of death 🟦😱—to be fair, it feels like the banks are already operating on that standard anyway! 😂 Lemme just throw some popcorn in the microwave and watch this unfold. 🍿📉 “Everything is fine,” said literally no one. 🚫🔥 Leaked dev quote: “Who knew ‘firewall’ was taken so literally?!” 🤡💻💬 South Korea's gonna have to invest some serious 💰 to fix this mess. Bet the tech team is already furiously googling “How to put out data center fires.” 💀🤣 Hot take: In the next 5 years, South Korea will release a *Smart Fire Extinguisher 3000* that not only puts out fires but also simultaneously posts about it on social media! #Stonks 🚀🔥 Share this chaos; it's just a matter of time before we get "System Down: The Musical"! 🎤✨