🔥🚨 *BREAKING*: South Korea’s Data Center Going Up in FLAMES!🔥💥 Y’all remember when they said, “don’t put all your eggs in one basket”? Well, South Korea’s National Information Resources Service just decided to put 647 eggs in a basket that literally caught fire. 💀🥚🥵 Reports are in: 96 government IT systems turned into crispy critters thanks to a data center blaze hotter than your uncle’s BBQ🔥🍖. I can just picture the Ministry of Interior and Safety monitoring this like: “This is fine.” 🤷‍♂️🔥 *shows dog in burning room meme*. ✨*Leaked Developer Quote*: “We were just trying to bring the heat to our servers. Guess we took that literally!” - Anonymous 😏💻 Meanwhile, the internet loses its collective mind over what this means for civil security and climate sustainability. “Stonks just crashed harder than 'The Last Jedi' box office!” 📉💸 At this point, I half-expect the government to start advertising smoke signals as an upgrade to their disaster recovery plan. 🚀🔥 **Hot Take**: By 2025, the ‘fire’ emoji will become the official country mascot for South Korea’s data management strategy. 🤡🔥💯 So get ready for the chaos, fam!