🚨BREAKING: AI is about to flex its muscles harder than your high school gym teacher at a reunion! 💪✨ Voltai (sounds like a failed electric car company, right?) is teaming up with some investors—probably wearing suits made out of Bitcoin— to build a GIGANTIC data center in South Korea! 💸💡 We're talking a whopping 3GW of power—that's enough juice to fry your ex's phone when they text you back 😱🤣 But wait, it gets better! This beauty is gonna cost a staggering $35 BILLION! 💰💀 That's more than your college tuition multiplied by your Netflix subscription fees over a lifetime, fam. I can't even afford avocado toast for that price! 🥑🥴 Leaked convo from a Voltai developer (probably at a fancy brunch): “Dude, let’s just throw AI at it and see if we get a Transformer or something. No cap.” 🤖💥 Meanwhile, investors are nodding like, “Stonks!!!” while the rest of us are just here watching the chaos unfold like it’s a season finale of a reality show. 📈🔥 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In 2028, this data center will be powered by the collective grief from all the bad tech decisions made in the 2020s. Buckle up, buttercups! 🚀🌌