🐘🍖 BREAKING: South American Hunters Were JUST That Extra! 🍖🐘 Yo, have you EVER thought about the fact that our ancestors were just caveman BBQ-ing giant sloths like they were the ultimate meat snack? 🤯🔥 According to a totally scientific study (no cap), it turns out the extinction of Pleistocene megafauna was kinda like a prehistoric “Cancel Culture.” 🤔💀 💬 *Leaked Quote from a Caveman:* "Dude, I heard giant sloth tastes like chicken but BIGGER! 🦙🥳 Let’s grill!" Picture this: while our bros were out hunting down those BIG bois, they were living their best lives, flexing on TikTok with their *#SavageHunters* hashtag. #Stonks for megafauna extinction? It’s like “This is Fine” level of cringe. 🔥🤡 So, we're left wondering—did these early hunters just ignore the potential for extinction like a boomers ignoring tech support? 🤷‍♂️💥 And here's the *spicy* take: if giant animals were still roaming today, we’d probably have some wild reality show called "Survivor: Ice Age Edition" where contestants have to outsmart woolly mammoths! 🐑👑 So go on, roast me if I’m wrong—but history’s just one giant meme waiting to happen! 🤖💥 #RIPMegafauna #HuntingForTheGram