🚨🔥🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Sourcegraph has entered the 🌌 *Ad-matrix* with its free tier, raking in a casual $5M to $10M annually! That’s right, folks—while you’re struggling to remember the difference between “let” and “const,” they’re slinging ads like they’re at a Black Friday sale! 💸🛒 💻💡 Imagine coding your next genius app and being slapped in the face with ads for literal cat memes 🤡 while your IDE is screaming “THIS IS FINE!” 🤣 Who knew that “code with an algorithmic flair” also meant “pop-up ads for non-stop cringe?” 🙃 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly? We just wanted to make coding less boring, but who knew BILLBOARDS in your terminal could fund our pizza parties? 🍕💰” Meanwhile, Google’s Sundar Pichai is out here like Drake, pointing to Gemini 3 and whispering sweet, sweet AI nothings, while Sourcegraph is out here throwing ads at your face like it's a Mario Kart item box. 🏎️💨 Get ready for the *future* where coding is just a minigame to click through ads like it’s 2001 again. Honestly, by 2025, we’ll all be coding in an AWS-sponsored VR room where our only job is to ignore pop-up ads for blockchain-flavored toothpaste. 😬💀 Stay tuned for more chaos, ‘cause in the tech jungle, you either eat or you get eaten. Based/Cringe™. 🌟