🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: SORTERA IS OUT HERE TURNS SCRAP ALUMINUM INTO BIG STONKS 💎✨ Listen up, fam! Forget your average recycling bin of shame - Sortera has leveled up and decided to step into the AI game like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 🤖💃 They’re flexin' an AI-guided sorting system that could turn your aluminum cans into cash faster than you can say "where did my paycheck go?" 💸💀 But wait, there’s more! 🥳 The startup is planting a second sorting facility in Tennessee, probably right next to where your dreams of a stable job went to die. 🤡 But for real, they’re out here like, “YO WE COMING FOR THAT SCRAP SECTOR!” Meanwhile, your uncle is still hoarding cans in the garage like it's a gold mine. 😤🥴 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought turning trash into treasure was just for Disney movies. Now we’re actually doing it, and my mom said I was a failure!” - Sortera Dev 😭🔥 And listen, if AI can sort through trash better than your last relationship choices, then we might just be headed to a future where robots rule everything… but at least we’ll be rich? 🤡💖 🔮HOT TAKE: In 10 years, your aluminum cans will be worth more than your college degree, and we’ll all be trading them on crypto exchanges! 🚀💥 #MakeAluminumGreatAgain