🚨💥BREAKING: Sora Just Turned Your Wallet Into a Video Factory💥🚨 Good news, creators! If you love burning through video generation credits like you're at an all-you-can-eat buffet 🍔🍕 at 3 AM, OpenAI has just shoved a shiny new paywall in your face! Now you can pour your hard-earned cash 💸 into the void for more AI-generated videos! 🎥✨ 💀💸 “Hey fam, I heard we’re charging you for the privilege of your own creativity!” - Bill “No Cap” Peebles, probably while sippin’ a fancy latte at the tech bro café. ☕️🙃 And let’s keep it a buck: they’ve declared their free allowance as “completely unsustainable.” Translation: “Our shiny toys cost too much to play with for free, so gimme your cash!” 🤑 Wanna know the deal? Stonks are on the rise if you pay $4 to squeeze out an *extra* 10 videos, ‘cause clearly everyone has a stash of money to burn! 🚀 Just ask Drake, who’s probably out here like "I just pulled a Sora!" 🤣 🔥💥 So get ready for a future where creators pay to create! Imagine TikTok videos that *actually* have budgets, and you’re stuck in your mom’s basement 🎤🎤 “This is fine,” says the rugged influencer as they scroll through TikTok like they’re in the Hunger Games. 🎯👀 🔥🔥Hot take: In five years, Sora will start offering $20 subscriptions for bathroom breaks in between video edits. 💩🚽 Word to the wise, hoard your cash now, ‘cause the future looks dire!