🚨BREAKING: Sora's new update is here and it’s *almost* as exciting as finding an old slice of pizza under your couch! 🍕🤯 🚀 So here’s the tea: Sora, the app that’s like “yo, I can make your pet famous” is about to spawn a new age of furry influencers. Your fluffy homies are gonna get their own cameo roles like they’re casting for the next Avengers movie! 🐶🎬 🔥 And let’s not forget the NEW social features! You can now post your pet’s epic fails directly to your feed. No cap, it’ll be like scrolling through cat memes at 3 AM but with 80% more cringe! *Seethe!* 🤪📱 👀 Android users, congrats! You can join the chaos soon! Just remember, *charges may apply when you decide to turn your cat into a TikTok star* -💰💸. “A cat's life is just an endless parade of videos waiting to happen,” said an anonymous Sora dev who 100% knows how to make stonks. 📈👨‍💻 “And if that fails, we’re just gonna toss more AI in there because AI can fix everything, right? 😂” Honestly, you think this will save the world? Nah, but it might save your sanity during a boring Zoom meeting 🤡. 💥HOT TAKE: Sora’s gonna end up with its own reality TV show before 2025 hits. I’m calling it! 🌌👁️🦄