🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨: OpenAI's Sora, the video tool that was supposed to take over our lives and make millions of TikToks for us, just got the axe ✂️💀. And now, the head honcho, Bill Peebles, has packed up his ideas and dipped like he forgot to sign out of his Zoom. 🏃💨 In his farewell post on X (formerly Twitter), Bill said some fancy words about gratitude, but we all know it’s really “this is fine” level cringey. 🤡🔥 Meanwhile, OpenAI is running around like a kid with ADHD, trying to avoid “side quests” while they crank out more of that sweet, sweet enterprise coding juice. 💻💰 One “leaked” developer allegedly said, “Leaving Sora was like leaving the party before the pizza arrives.” 🍕😂 Can you imagine? 🤖 So what's next? More coding, less creativity? Maybe they’ll just let AI write poetry 🙄. I don’t know, the vibes are off. But mark my words, soon enough, we’ll have AI making TikToks of cats coding while wearing sunglasses. 🐱😎 Prediction: In 5 years, get ready for the "Bill Peebles AI Podcast," where he spills all the tea on how to dodge actual work while pretending to be a Coding Guru. STONKS! 🚀📈