🚨 HOLD UP! The App Store just did a Beyoncé and dropped Sora like it was an ugly sweater at a family gathering! 🥴👋💔 From the throne of AI video wizardry 🎩✨, Sora has been dethroned and *literally* served *hot* chicken! 🍗🔥 Yes, you heard that right! The true king of the App Store is now **Dave’s Hot Chicken**. Talk about a glow-up! This app’s mascot looks like it’s just seen the WiFi drop at 3 AM. 🤯💀 “Bro, we just wanted to make videos of cats talking,” said a confused Sora dev. “Can we add chicken to the mix? 🤷‍♂️" And just like that, all your late-night TikTok creations went *POOF*! 🥴💨 Meanwhile, Chicken Dave is like: “I’m not even a tech company, bruh! Stonks? More like clucks! 🐔💸” Let’s be real, fr fr – this is either the ultimate flex or the beginning of the Chicken Apocalypse. I’m already envisioning NFT chicken tenders—who’s in?! 💀🚀 So what’s next? An app that orders food through telepathy, powered by *AI* and *chicken grease*? 🧠💥💰 I’m calling it now: **In 2024, the next trend will be AI-generated chicken memes taking over the global economy.** STONKS! 📈🔥 Share this so no one can ignore the foodie apocalypse! 🍽️🤡💥