🔥🚨BREAKING: Amazon just dug up a *Tomb Raider* that was buried deeper than my motivation to hit the gym! 🏋️‍♂️✨ Brace yourselves because Sansa Stark herself, aka Sophie Turner, is about to trade her fur for some serious khaki shorts as she plays Lara Croft. 🏹👖 TWO years of crickets? 😳 Amazon’s been playing hide-and-seek like that one roommate who refuses to pay rent! But now it’s confirmed; Turner has accepted the challenge of filling some *massive* shoes left behind by the queens, Angelina Jolie and Alicia Vikander. Talk about pressure! 💀👑 "Can't wait for y’all to see what we have cooking," said Sophie who just found out “what we have cooking” is a big budget, Middle Earth-level disaster. 🍽️🔪 But honestly, the real star here might be Phoebe Waller-Bridge, like GoT's Jon Snow at a family BBQ 🔥 Filming kicks off on January 19, and I’m already betting my Bitcoin 💰 that the dialogue will be cringe 🤦‍♂️ like my last Tinder date. But here’s the hottest take: what if Lara Croft just opens up an NFT marketplace and starts raiding stonks instead?! 🚀💸 Get ready, folks, this is about to get wilder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories! 🤡💥 #SophieForTheWin #TombRaiderStonks