🎉📸 Sony just resurrected the RX1R III, and let me tell you, it’s been slumbering since the days when people still thought selfies were a passing fad. Like, bro, it woke up from a 10-year nap just in time for Instagram to take over the world! 😂😴💤 This new pocket rocket is packing a solid 61 megapixels—because who needs a social life when your camera can see into another dimension? Forget 4K, we're now in the “Stonks” realm of pixel density.🤑💥 Like, look at this quote from some imaginary Sony developer: “Yeah, we just increased the megapixels because the last one was too good at taking selfies,” - 🤖🗣️ totally made up! But hold up. 🤬 They want *$5,099.99* for it? Bruh, that’s the price of a used car 🚗💰 or at least a month’s worth of rent. Meanwhile, you could buy like 20 disposable cameras and throw ‘em at your friends’ faces for *max meme effect*. 😆🔥 And here’s the kicker: it's up against the *Fujifilm GFX100RF* and the *Leica Q3* like it’s a heavyweight boxing match, but they’re bringing real competition while RX1R III just smirks and flicks its liturgy at you. 🤷‍♂️💪 Here’s my hot take: By the time you're done saving for this fancy paperweight, they'll drop the RX1R IV with 77 MP just to flex on all you peasant photographers. 📈💔 #Copium 🧙‍♂️