🎮🔥🚨 BIG NEWS, GAMERS! The PlayStation Portal is our hottest new handheld…and it just got a Black Friday discount that’s juicier than your mom's secret lasagna recipe! 🍝💸💥 I mean, *$21 off*? 💀🙌 That’s like, a whole pizza for your gaming marathon. 🍕💻 **Now, peep this:** It seems like the only time anyone noticed the PlayStation Portal was when it slipped into the discount bin. 🤭 If you’re wondering what the vibe is like, let’s just say it’s kinda like watching a cat try to jump but it just...flops. 🐱💔💀 *"We thought we were releasing a handheld but ended up with a glorified remote,"* claimed a *totally real* Sony developer. (probably) Anyway, if you’re ballin’ on a budget, snag it at $178.99 on Amazon, Walmart, and Best Buy. Just don’t forget: if your Wi-Fi is slower than a dial-up connection, you’re gonna have a rough time. 🚀💨 👀🔥 And here’s the kicker: Just because they put out a discount doesn’t mean the Portal is suddenly a must-have. But hey, if you want a fancy-looking paperweight for your gaming setup… 💁‍♂️💩 **Hot AF Take:** In 2 years, the PlayStation Portal will be the “cool” accessory that all hipsters brag about while sipping their oat milk lattes. 😎☕️ CEOs will *actually* start telling us it's COLD because it’s FLAT but we’ll all be vibing via the latest cloud update. ☁️💻 *This is fine.* 🔥🔥🔥