🎮💥 HOLD UP, PEOPLE! Sony's out here flexin’ like that kid who just discovered protein shakes while the rest of us are still sipping our "this is fine" tea ☕🔥! That's right, the PlayStation Portal is finally joining the Cloud Gaming Squad, but here's the kicker: it’ll cost you an astounding $18/month! 💰💀 Like, who thought “hey, what if we made gaming even MORE expensive?!” is a STRATEGIC BUSINESS MOVE 🤡🤔? Meanwhile, Google Stadia is vibing in the graveyard of bad decisions like: > “Let’s be real, my marketing team got a promotion for this dumpster fire.” 🌈💔 But wait! 🌌 Can we just talk about how they expect us to drop this cash while we're over here still waiting for actual next-gen titles to show up? Drake’s pointing hard at this subscription like, “NAHHH, THIS AIN'T IT, CHIEF.” 🚀💀 And in a leaked dev convo, some questionable genius said: > "Let's charge like we're selling NFTs... but for games?!" 🤯💸 Wake up, fam! My prediction? 🙀 SOON we're all gonna be juggling subscriptions like we're in an Olympic event, and the ultimate prize will be our bank accounts crying! 🥴💔 Get ready to seethe, my friends! #SonyNeedsToChill #CloudGamingStruggles 🤖✨