🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS! Sony just flipped the script on us with their new MMORPG, "Horizon Steel Frontiers"! But WAIT—there’s a plot twist, and it’s CRINGE! 🤡💀 The hottest new adventure is launching for PC and mobile… but NOT the PS5! 🤦‍♂️💔 Looks like the PS5 just got left on read.😬 Imagine this: You’re slaying giant robot dinosaurs on your tiny mobile screen while your PS5 is gathering dust like a forgotten relic! 🦖📱💨 Or are you just gonna flex your gaming rig while the rest of the world is busy with their touch controls? Stonks? More like stonks in the toilet! 🚽💰 According to "a source" (aka my over-caffeinated imagination), one dev allegedly said, "We wanted the game to be accessible… so you can play while ignoring your responsibilities!" More like mommy's basement gaming, amirite? 😂🔥 But wait, there's MORE! With customizable combat and "epic raids," your buddies will now have a chance to mooch off your hard work while you all compete for resources! 🤝✨ It’s like a digital version of "the more, the merrier," except everyone’s stealing your loot and saying, "this is fine!" 🤷‍♂️🐶 🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within 3 months of release, the only people left playing will be that one guy who never leaves his house. Where’s the hope? In the metaverse, of course! 🤖🔥💥 Get ready for virtual dinosaur therapy sessions, folks! 💊🌌