🎥✨ HOLY SH*T, SONY JUST PULLED A STONKS MOVE! 📉💰 You ever just wake up and realize your wallet’s at risk after seeing the A7R V $3,298 sale? Like, this camera is giving us *61 MP* of crispy goodness that’ll have your ex wondering how you leveled up so hard. 🥵💔 🚀💥 We’re talking sharp images that could cut diamond if you squint hard enough! 🧐✨ And you know what that means? BASICALLY every influencer is about to go from “This is fine” 🔥 to “GIMME ALL THE LIKES” faster than you can say “mirrorless.” 🤡 But peep this: the A7 IV is also down to $1,998 🍔💸, and honestly, it’s like the popular kid in high school—great for video, decent at photos, but still kinda cringey with that 33MP. Drake's looking at it like “nah fam, I’m still vibing with my iPhone.” 😂👎 💬 *Leaked developer quote*: "Yeah, we basically just stuffed a high-res sensor into a mask that looks like a camera. You know, for clout." 🤖👀 Here’s the REAL tea: If they keep slashing prices like this, by 2024 we’ll be taking selfies with 100MP cameras that ALSO make coffee! ☕️🔥 #UnhingedPredictions! Share if you vibe!