🎉🔥 **BREAKING NEWS**: SONY JUST SAID "CAMERA BARS? YEEAAAH!" 🚀🤳 💀 Hey fam, gather 'round 'cause your boy Sony just dropped the Xperia 10 VII, and lemme tell ya, it’s more boujee than a cat in a tuxedo! 🐱🤵 It’s got a camera bar that’s so slick, it makes your Netflix-and-chill partner look basic AF. TAKE THAT, Pixel and iPhone! *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 👈 This bad boy is strutting onto the scene like it owns the place—forget that vertical stack nonsense! 👀💀 It’s a horizontal camera vibe now because, you know, why not? 😂🛵 SO MUCH INNOVATION! Who knew moving a camera 90 degrees could be the engineering feat of the year? *stonks* 📈📉 Rumor has it, a leaked developer quote says: “We just saw the Pixel doing it and thought, ‘Same but better’ 😂.” Like, wow. Thanks, captain obvious! ✌️💩 And did I mention the colors? Black, white, or TURQUOISE? 🤩 This is the color palette of someone contemplating their life choices during a midlife crisis! 🥴🤔 So here’s the hot take: If you think you need a new phone, you're wrong. What you need is a deep existential crisis over whether you should wait for the Xperia 11 to 'revolutionize' your selfies! *mic drop* 🎤💥👽