🚨🎉 Hold onto your butts, fam! Let me take you on a wild ride back to 1982, when the Sony Watchman was literally the smallest TV you could fit in your pocket!📺💼 If you think your smartphone is a big deal?? 🤡 Pffft, back then, “TV” was basically a massive wooden box that could double as a coffee table 🪑☕ So imagine this: David Pierce, Allison Johnson, and Victoria Song are like, "Yo, remember when your grandma had a TV that required six people to move it?" 🏋️‍♂️💀 They dive deep into the history of the Walkman too, which honestly sounds like "Sony: First to Make Everything Portable!" 😂 📉 But let’s keep it real: the Watchman was the OG influencer in the portable media scene — like, it was the first one getting all those "stonks" up! 📈💰 Fast forward to today, where we’re watching cat videos while riding on the bus. No cap, we owe it all to Sony for turning us into content-hungry zombies.🧟‍♂️🚀 🚨🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By 2040, we’ll ALL be wearing Sony watch screens as blinkers in our eyeglasses! And you’ll better believe it’ll be 8K resolution. 👓✨ Get ready to see everything in full detail, including your regrets! 🥴💥 Share this if you live in the tech meme dimension! 💀🤖