🚨💥BREAKING CHAOS: SONY vs. TENCENT in the ULTIMATE CLONE WARS!!! 💥🚨 So picture this: Sony is throwing a temper tantrum harder than a toddler denied screen time, SUING Tencent for allegedly copying EVERY SINGLE ELEMENT of Horizon Zero Dawn for their totally NOT suspiciously named game, "Light of Motiram." Like, come on, Tencent! If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and has a giant robotic T-Rex in it, it's NOT a duck! 🦖💔 🎮✨ Imagine the court summons: "We hereby accuse you of SLAVISH CLONE-AGE! 🤡" Tencent, trying to dodge the lawsuit like it’s the last bus of the night, reportedly attempted to license the Horizon IP before even announcing Li…err, *Light of Motiram.* Drake is pointing at this like, "Nope!" 👎🏽📉 A leaked developer quote from a dubious source (aka my cousin's friend who works at Tencent): "We just wanted to make a game where you hunt robots, what's the big deal?!" 🤦‍♂️🔥 Listen, Tencent, just admit it: you’re out here trying to catch those *STONKS* 💰💸 but you’re REALLY just fishing for drama. At this point, I can’t wait for the court live stream—this is gonna be Netflix's next big show! 📺💀 🔮 HOT TAKE: We’ll see a full crossover where Aloy teams up with Light of Motiram’s clones to fight against...wait for it...a rogue gaming copyright lawyer. This is all just a ploy for the sequel to be called *Horizon: Legal Showdown*!!! 🚀💼