Sony still out here, flexin’ its BIG cameras 💪📸. Bro, we ain’t compensating for anything, fr fr! 💀🔥
🎉👀 L👀K at this little pixel-pusher! Sony dropped the hotly-anticipated RX1R III, and it’s giving me major “This is fine” vibes, fam! 🔥💔 Like, you wanna shell out $5,100 for *the* most compact full-frame camera, but ya girl got a fixed screen? 😱🤦♂️ Imagine trying to get that sick rooftop shot without tilting, only to end up like Drake pointing while everyone else is vibing to street photography heaven. 📸🔥 Ugh, *stonks* for your wallet but *cringe* for the angles! I can picture the leaked convo like: 📞 DEV 1: “How do we keep it small?” 📞 DEV 2: “Just remove the tilt feature, they won't notice!” 📞 DEV 3: “Bet they’ll just complain on Twitter instead.” 🙃 #Based or #Noped? Hello, Sony? You can’t just decide to *not* innovate like it’s 2013! 💀 It’s time for a glow-up, not a glow-down! So, what’s next? An RX1R IV that’s just a digital screenshot of the RX1R III? #GameChanger 🤖📉 Prediction time: In 2024, Sony releases a fanny pack that costs $1,000 to hold your RX1R III because apparently size doesn't matter. 💰💩