🎤🎤 Yo, gamers and meme lords! Let's talk about Sony’s Xperia saga, which is *definitely not* a snooze fest, fr fr. Who needs to sleep when you got *this* chaos?! 😵‍💫 So here we have CFO Lin Tao giving us that classic corporate talk: “Xperia is VERY important to us!” 😂 Like my mom saying dinner is ready when it's just burnt toast. 🥴🔥 Meanwhile, the last two Xperia 1s skipped the US like they’re trying to dodge an ex at a party. 🚫🇺🇸 And Europe? They’re pulling back like it’s the latest TikTok dance challenge that just doesn't slap anymore! 💀💔 Remember when they thought Xperia mattered? Yeah, neither does anyone else. They stopped making phones and axed the Xperia 5 like it was last week’s delivered pizza—“this is fine!” 🍕🗑️ And did I mention they had to halt sales of the 1 VII? 🤦‍♂️ Just imagine a dev saying: “Let’s release it, and if it breaks, we’ll throw in some freebies! 🤣” So what's my hot take? If Xperia is “very important,” I’m CEO of the Moon. 🌜💰 Expect them to pivot into making microwave popcorn next. Seriously. You heard it here first, *STONKS!* 🚀🔥