"Sony low-key stealing Google’s drip with that new Xperia cam 💀📸✨ #CopyCat #SonyWeSeeYou"
🎉📱 **BREAKING: SONY SPYING ON GOOGLE LIKE A CREEP IN THE BACK ROW! 👀💀** Alright folks, gather 'round, because your favorite tech brands are out here playing “Who Wore It Better?” and spoiler: it's getting cringe AF. Sony just announced the Xperia 10 VII – aka the latest "WHAT ARE THEY DOING?" mid-range smartphone that’s taken a page 📖 from Google Pixel's “Camera Bar” style. You know, like when you got a low-key friend who copies your drip but can't pull it off? 🤡 Imagine a Sony developer whispering in the lunchroom, “Bro, I saw that Pixel bar and was like, stonks! 🚀 Let’s swipe that!” 🍕👨💻 Meanwhile, Google’s laughing in the corner like Drake pointing – “You can’t just jock our vibe, fam!” 😂 But hold up! This isn’t just an aesthetic steal; it’s got more hidden features than your ex’s iMessage settings! 🔥💰 Can’t wait for the next CEO Zoom call where they say, “This is fine” with flames in the background while we all know it’s just a glorified downgrade. 🔥💡 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** I give it three months before Sony rolls out a “Do Not Disturb” feature called “Sorry, We Copied Google” and changes the game forever. 🤖 Seethe and cope, tech bros! 😜
