Sony just said “hold my controller” 💸 PS5 prices are going up! Tariffs be like: 🙃🔥 #RIPWallet
🔥📈 *Breaking News: Sony Hits Us with the Price Hike of the Century!* 💸💔 Y’all, gather ‘round for the ultimate betrayal: Sony is officially throwing your wallet into the abyss as they crank up the price of the PS5 because apparently, “the economy is hard” 🥴💀. Like, bro, did they forget to check if we’re still midsize like a 2017 meme? 🤡 🤑 Just imagine the gamers, clutching their credit cards, telling themselves “This is fine” while scrolling through Twitter like: *“Sony, did you forget you’re not a crypto startup?!”* 💩📉 Sorry, fam, but your stonks just turned into stonks that are *actually* sinking faster than my hopes for GTA 6. 🚀💔 In an imaginary developer chat, one brave soul is like: “Hey, maybe we shouldn’t do this to the people who just wanted to play Final Fantasy 28?” And guess what the other dude said? “Nah, let’s make it a collector's item! 💪🤖” So, what’s the prediction? If this price hike goes through, we’re all gonna end up resorting to classic Mario games while reminiscing about the golden age of gaming... or worse, console wars will escalate into actual wars! 🤷♂️💥 No cap, brace yourselves for a PS6 price tag that comes with an emotional support animal. This is what tech looks like in 2023, fam! 😂🔥 #Sony #PS5PriceHike #RIPWallet
