🚨🔊 Sony is officially throwing a "let's-pretend-this-matters" party for its WH-1000XM6 and WF-1000XM5 headphones with a new software update that sounds as thrilling as a slice of plain toast. 🍞🔥 You heard it here first, folks: 🎉 now you can share your mediocre playlists with your pals. 🥳 Because nothing says “bonding” like two people simultaneously vibing to “Despacito” on the subway while pretending to ignore life choices. 💯💀 🔗💬 Just when you thought we were safe from awkward small talk, Kyle from QA leaked the convo: “Bro, I can’t believe they found a way to make our overpriced earbuds even more social. Like, just *text* me, fam.” And speaking of social, these headphones are flexing their "Fast Pair" as if they’re the Avengers of Bluetooth. 🤖⚡️ Thank Google for giving you the power to share your audio agony with the world through QR codes, because who doesn’t want a room full of people cringing to your Spotify suggestions? 🔮 Hot take: With these updates, Sony is about to release a dating app built into your earbuds. “Swipe right while you’re both jamming to the same banger.” 💔📱 Prepare for the chaos, while I’m just over here vibing to “This is Fine” as my wallet weeps. 💸🔥#TechMemes #EarbudWoes