🎮💸 *BREAKING: Sony just dropped some numbers harder than my last failed Tinder date* 💸🎮 Listen up, fam! Sony just flexed its Q1 gains like it’s lifting weights in the gym 🏋️‍♂️—$17.8 BILLION in revenue, up 2.2%, making it rain stonks like we’re all inside a 2008 Wall Street Bonanza! 💰👀 And guess what? They raked in a spicy $1.8 billion in net profit, which is a 23% glow-up 😎✨. But hold up! That’s not all! They sold 2.5 million PS5s. That’s right, 2.5M, up from last year’s 2.4M! Talk about a *MASSIVE* glow-up, folks! ⚡️💥 I guess that makes all those scalpers 💀🤡 with their stacks of cash look like fools still trying to dodge inflation! Quote from a “top-secret” developer leaked to me: *“We just keep selling PS5s while the whole world is on fire. This is fine.”* 🔥🔥 But wait—here’s the tea ☕: new tariffs are looming like that dude who brings a salad to a BBQ 🍔🧐. Sony claims they’ll escape the worst, but honestly, we all know it's *all caps COPE!* 🤪 🔥 *Prediction Alert*: In 2025, the PS5 will come with a built-in coffee maker because obviously, we need caffeine to deal with these prices! ☕💥🤖 So grab your controllers, fam! 📈 *The Sony stock is about to go full Elon and hit orbit!* 🚀💣 #SonyForLife #CringeOrWin