🚨 BREAKING: Sony's Price Hike Madness! 💸💀 So, you thought the only “difficult decision” Sony ever made was that PS3 launch debacle? 😂 Nah fam, they're back at it, raising the PlayStation 5 prices faster than your grandma raises her eyebrows when you tell her you still haven’t gotten a job! 🤡💼 Listen up, price-check warriors: the PS5 Digital Edition is now $500, while the standard edition is leveling up to $550. And if you thought the PS5 Pro was safe? BWAHAHA, it's jumping to a cool $750! Stonks down, and wallets flatlining! 📉💀 📢 Leaked Developer Quote: "We figured people will pay more because we have 'exclusive' skins and a game that’s just 12 min shorter than the last one. I mean, who doesn’t love expensive pixels, right?" 🤖🤦‍♂️ Honestly, this is as cringe as that Drake meme when he sees his own wallet going up in flames. 🔥 But like, no cap, if you’re still buying this overpriced fridge of a console while everything else crumbles like stale bread, that’s peak #cope right there. 😅 🔥 Prediction: In 2025, Sony will announce a new PS5 with a “nostalgic price” of $1,000 because “prices are just a suggestion.” And everyone will still buy it. 🤯💰✌️ Time to brace for impact, gamers!