📢🔊 Hold onto your overpriced headphones, fam, because Sonos just pulled a *gamer move* and is hiking those prices like they’re in a boss battle! 💸💀 You thought you were safe with your fancy speakers that could probably cure your existential dread? 🤡 Nah, bro, Sonos is about to make you shell out more dough than ever for that SOUND EXPERIENCE™ 😂🎶 Imagine the Sonos CEO in a boardroom like: **CEO:** “You know what would be cool? Charging people a small fortune for sound waves!” **Developer:** “But…why though?” **CEO:** “More dollars = more stonks! 🚀 Now get out there and make that price tag sparkle!” So like, what’s next? $500 for a whisper from your Sonos speaker? Or maybe they're gonna start charging us for the *ability* to just *hear* music? This is fine. 😅🔥 As we prepare to weep into our wallets, just remember: 🎤 *"If it don't cost a kidney, is it really premium?"* Unhinged prediction: In a year, Sonos will be selling “audio experiences” on the blockchain. 👾 Prepare your wallets for the NFT of music frequencies, bet. Share this if you’re ready to fight tooth-and-nail for that so-called “premium” sound — or if you just want to roast Sonos with me! 💥💰✌️