🎉😱💥 DOES SONOS WANT YOUR EARS OR YOUR WALLET?! Labor Day Sale KABOOM! 💥😱🎉 Listen up, fam! Forget boring textbooks and overpriced ramen – it’s time to crank your audio quality up to 11! 🙌🎧 Sonos is out here throwing a banger of a Labor Day sale, giving you up to a whopping 25% off on *actual* sound machines! 🔊💣 NO CAP, if you don’t upgrade your dorm room vibes, are you even a college student? 🤔 The Era 100 speaker is now down to just $179 (from a "totally not overpriced" $199). Like c’mon Sonos, do you want me to sink my student loan into your sound tech or what? 💸👀 Also, let’s talk Ace headphones. 😤 Like a fine wine, they’re now aged to perfection at $299 – that’s a 25% discount! If your headphones don’t come with TrueCinema, are you just listening to movie trailers in mono? 🙄💀 👨‍💻 Leaked Developer Quote: “Dude, we don’t even care about discounts, we just want people to hear our vibrations!” – The Sonos Gang 🤘 🔥 *HOT TAKE*: At this rate, by next year Sonos will be selling ear-shaped pillows that also double as Bluetooth speakers. Sorry Apple! 😂📦 So, get your wallet and speakers ready, because your Labor Day savings are about to go *full send*! 🚀💰 #SonosStonks #VibeCheck