🎉🚨 STOP THE PRESSES, WE DID IT FOLKS! 🚨🎉 In a plot twist no one asked for, Sonos has blessed us with an update so ground-breaking it’ll shake your speakers like a 10-watt earthquake! 🌍💥 Say hello to a shiny new Trueplay feature that now supports the iPhone 17! 🤳🎶 Now you can jam out to your favorite Spotify playlist at maximum cringe level while adjusting sound like a tech wizard 🔮✨. “Just what I need in my life,” said literally no one ever, “but hey, I’ll take any excuse to flex my new iPhone on the gram, right?” 🤪💁‍♂️ Fake developer quote alert! 🗣️ "We really thought about keeping this feature a secret but decided we needed to give audiophiles something to cope with their 6-month old phones." 🥲💔 Here’s the real tea ☕: With every person on the planet letting their sound quality go down the drain 🔥💧, Sonos is like: “Hold my beer, watch me flex on the competition.” 💪💰 Now for my 🔮 prediction: By 2025, everyone will be using their iPhones to tune their fridge to create the perfect ‘whirring’ sound for ASMR! 📦🎧 So grab your iPhone 17, tune that bad boy, and get ready to vibe OR UNINSTALL, it’s your call! 🤖🚀 #ThisIsFine