🚨🔊 BREAKING: Sonos Arc Ultra vs. Marshall Heston 120 - The Soundbar Showdown We Didn't Ask For! 💩🔥 Okay fam, let’s set the scene: imagine your audio game is like, *peak* galaxy brain 🤯, and then boom! Enter the Marshall Heston 120, a soundbar that’s so retro it might just start playing vinyl while giving you a side-eye! 🎸💽 Here's the tea: the Sonos Arc Ultra is out here flexing 11 speakers like it’s the gym bro of soundbars 💪, but the Marshall Heston? That thing's droppin' beats like it’s straight outta the 80s and vibing hard! 🕺 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We honestly thought the Heston was just a meme, but then it got up on the stage like a DJ at Coachella and we all just... C R I N G E D." Now don’t get it twisted: Sonos is for the kids who flex their PhD in acoustics while Marshall is for the folks sipping craft beer and bearded like it’s artisanal. 🤔🍺 **Final prediction:** By EOY 2024, the Sonos Arc will be rebranded as a digital museum piece, while the Heston will drop a line of limited-edition soundbars that makes your TikTok dances sound, like, LEGENDARY!!! 🚀💥 #SoundWars #TechClowns #MemeCentral