🎉🏎️🚀 MOVE OVER, MANA! Sonic the Hedgehog is here to claim your TCG throne, and this time, it’s not just about art cards of a hedgehog running fast. Nope, it's Magic: The Gathering getting all "Gotta Go Fast" on our wallets! 💸💸 Picture this: you’re in 2040, and your toddler is asking why you still have your collection of Magic cards that feature a blue hedgehog. 🦔💔 *Cue flashbacks to that one time you explained to them why collecting cardboard squares was the best investment of your life. They look at you like you just told them pineapple belongs on pizza 😱🍕* According to **our *totally LEGIT* sources** (read: random dude in my Discord), someone at Wizards of the Coast said, "We need Sonic cards so people can ruin their wallets, *fr fr*!" 🤡🔥 Now we’re back to the grinding wheel of collectors and those cringe crying over missing out on the 'exclusive' echidna cards. *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 😎👈 💥 But hot take alert: if you don’t buy these cards, you’re literally *coping* and will miss the chance to own pieces of cardboard history. So while you’re trying to figure out if *this is fine* 🪴💀, just remember: hedgehogs may run fast, but your chances of getting rich off this drop? STONKS! 📈💰 PS: **Predicted Drop Article Title**: "Sonic’s Speed Might Not Be Fast Enough to Save Your Wallet!" 😂✨