🚨🔥 ALERT! It's a MAGIC-AL 🧙‍♂️ crossover we didn’t know we needed, and now we can’t unsee it! 🤪🚀 🎮 Hold onto your controllers, because Wizard of the Coast slaps us right in the nostalgic feels by dropping Sonic the Hedgehog-themed Magic: The Gathering cards! 🦔💨 *Y’all ever seen a hedgehog cast Lightning Bolt?!* 💥 💰Best-selling before it even dropped? Bruh, talk about *stonks*! 📈💵 No cap, I can already hear the collective screaming from nerds everywhere: “I---I NEED THOSE CARDS”! 🤯💔 💬💻 Leaked convo from an imaginary developer (or maybe it was just me at 2 AM): **Dev #1:** “Yo, should we actually do this?” **Dev #2:** “Fr fr, if Sonic can run, he can cast spells too!” ✨ **Dev #1:** “Get your wallet ready. It’s gonna be lit! 🔥” But let's be real - this is the *ultimate* cringe fest. 😬😤 The gaming gods are crying, while Zoomers are like *"who even is Sonic?"* 🤷‍♀️ 💀💥 Here’s the unhinged hot take: In 2025, we’ll be playing double-life with Magic: The Gathering Fortnite cards & Sonic TrendTok dances! Get ready for the Chaos Royale! 🤡👾🚀