🚨💰📉 Y’all, gather ‘round—Solana just shattered a TOKENIZATION RECORD like your grandma shattering your dreams of being a TikTok star! 🥴💔 But WAIT, why is the price STILL chilling below $100, like it’s sipping overpriced lattes in a posh coffee shop? ☕️🤡 🥳💥 99% of tokenized stock trading volume? Sounds DOPE, but the monthly RSI hit multi-year lows. That’s like your meme stock hitting rock bottom while everyone continues to hold *for some reason* (definitely not just cope, amirite? 🤷‍♂️). Some insider (aka “totally reliable” source) quoted: “We’re like the kid that aces school but can’t get a date to prom. It’s a rough life out here in the blockchain.” 💀🚀 So, while Solana’s flexing its 99% domination, the price is over here looking like that one friend who only shows up for free food, LMAO. 🤣🔥 🔥HERE’S MY HOT TAKE🔥: In 2024, Solana will literally become the *official* token for IRL prom tickets. Yeah, you read that right! STONKS to the moon! 🚀🌙💸