🚨🥱 YAWN ALERT: Solana Co-Founder Drops 🔥 Tech Wisdom at TechCrunch Disrupt! Get your coffee ready, fam! ☕💤 So listen up, in a plot twist that has absolutely NO ONE SHOOK, Anatoly Yakovenko, the big cheese of Solana (you know, the chain that's like if Ethereum and the Flash had a baby), confessed that he’s now vibing with **agentic coding**. Translation: he’s basically like, “Guys, how about I just let the code do the work and take a backseat? This is fine. 😌🔥” 💀 Imagine this dude just chillin' like Drake dancing it out, pointin' at his code like "Yeah, that’s gonna save the world… probably." 🤖💰 Meanwhile, devs are pulling their hair out trying to solve bugs like they’re fighting Hydra with nada but a spoon! Leaked quote from a rogue dev: “Anatoly’s on that ‘I AM NOT A ROBOT’ energy when we’re all just trying to build a blockchain that doesn’t crash every other Tuesday. No cap.” 🤡 But wait, here's my *completely unhinged* prediction: Next year, EVERYONE will be embracing the *passive coding lifestyle*! 🧘‍♂️ First stonks, then agentic coding, and soon we’ll be outsourcing our brains to AI—fr fr! 🤯 So get ready for the least productive year in tech history. Buckle up, Buttercups! 🚀💥