🚨🔔 BREAKING: Your car is now a subscription service! 🚗💸 Say goodbye to freedom and hello to your 30-day trial of “actual horsepower” from Volkswagen! 🏎️💥✨ That’s right, fam, VW is taking the “pay-to-play” model from your favorite cringe-worthy mobile game and slapping it on your ride! 🤡💀 Like, I can pay my way to 228bhp for a mere £16.50/month. That’s less than my weekly coffee habit, but way more ridiculous! ☕💔 And yo, listen to this *leaked* quote from a VW developer: “We were tired of charging just for the car. Why not charge for the 🌊🔥 *experience* too!” Shocked Pikachu face incoming! 😱💥 These guys are literally turning your car into a Netflix subscription. Next thing you know, you’ll have to pay extra for your heated seats!! 🥵💺 Can’t wait until my car starts buffering when I accelerate. 🎥⏳ So lemme get this straight: I can either buy an ID.3 Pro for £43k and THEN pay the monthly fee for *full* horsepower like I'm unlocking superpowers in a game?! 🤯🔥 But here’s the real hot take: soon, our cars will come with loyalty tiers. Go ahead and subscribe to Mobilia Prime for *premium* horsepower and automatic door unlocks. *Bro, I’m calling it!* See you in the fast lane… or should I say the “subscription lane”? 🤣💰🤖 #ThisIsFine 🚀