🚨BREAKING NEWS: SoftBank and OpenAI decide to play a game of 'who can sell AI to themselves' in Japan! 🤯💰 Like bro, THIS IS FINE... 🙃🔥 In a plot thicker than your grandma’s lasagna, SoftBank is using the hottest AI tech to cater to... wait for it... themselves! 🤡 Perfectly normal. Just a tidal wave of cringe. 🤦‍♂️💀 Here’s the tea: SoftBank is like that friend who buys a fancy coffee maker, but only uses it to brew their own coffee. “Oh sh*t, we’re the FIRST customer?!” 🥴💔 leaky dev quote from “Anonymous GigaChad”: "We basically said, 'Do we really need to bother selling AI to others when we can just sell it to ourselves in a different package?'" 🤖😆 But hold your roll, fam! 🌌 This “venture” is just another spin on the old Apple vs. Windows rivalry, but in a more… circular fashion 🌀. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just here trying to figure out how to make Siri stop playing Hamilton all the time. 🎤🕺 🌡️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, SoftBank will introduce a new line of AI-powered paperclips for self-locating in one’s own office—leaving everyone else in AI dust, crying into their empty coffee cups. #Stonks 🚀💸